Thursday, December 27, 2012

DUI For Christmas?

Four people were arrested in Nashville on Christmas Day and for more on the next day. Guess they did not like their presents. They probably didn't like spending their Christmas in jail either.
Three of the eight (37%) were in crashes. Unfortunately, two resulted in injuries to people in the other cars. Three had blood tests and are awaiting their results. Two had breath tests with results of .161 and .232. One was stopped, because he could not stay in a lane. Another was stopped for not having a headlight. Another stopped herself in the middle of an intersection. Another made a wide turn into a safety zone and nearly into the grasss across the safety zone.
One genuis was wearing nothing but a tee shirt, shorts and clogs in 35 degree, windy and rainy weather. Another urinated in the parking lot as her officer wrote her report.
The average age of the offenders was forty. The oldest was 58 and the youngest 27. Seven of the eight were male.
They are presumed innocent, but not intelligent.

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