Brain drain: Alcohol makes you stupid!

As if we don't have enough proof of alcohol effecting the ability to think, we now have this guy in Knoxville. He thought in his drunken condition that it was a good idea to steal a bobcat front loader from a nursery company to cover up the fact he was naked. He, of course, is presumed innocent of all charges, which include felony theft, DUI and indecent exposure.